Wah, blog ni hidup rupanya- (Annie)

havnt written shit in here for so long cos i cudnt be bothered, and no one reads my blog anyways cos they dont know I got one..ahahhaah..wellssss im bored now..well i was bored earlier as well but something terjadi...JENGG JENGG JENGGG...i tot it was fucken hilarious, so I figured it was something worth writing about. Okay like this my aunty-Annie made like an account for msn so she can chat with her son who is in Aussie at the moment...sooooo like few minutes ago, after I signed in, I saw her on9..and hahaha...this is how it went ;-



HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:47 PM):
auntyyyyy anniiiieeee =)

Annie says (9:47 PM):
HELLO

Annie says (9:48 PM):
what are u doing / besides messaging

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:49 PM):
hahaah
nothing

Annie says (9:49 PM):
cool

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:49 PM):
AHAHAHAHAHA

Annie says (9:49 PM):
you're fast on the keyboard

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:49 PM):
its skills

Annie says (9:50 PM):
hahaha
just trying out the message board

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:50 PM):
(then there was a emoticon of a monkeyyy)

Annie says (9:50 PM):
i still have a duckie for the accessories

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:50 PM):
change la

Annie says (9:50 PM):
i see u have a cool photo

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:50 PM):
hahaha..u la cool

Annie says (9:51 PM):
i kinda like the duckie actually
think i'll keep a while - minimum maintenance
not like my Vindo
can exhange

Annie says (9:52 PM):
i mean Vindo
Vindo
Vinod
wrong spelling oops!! sorry

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:52 PM):
hahahahh

Annie says (9:52 PM):
ok my hubby is here - bugging mem and giving me work

Annie says (9:53 PM):
underpaid and overworked
story of my life
bye see u later

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:53 PM):
u too emo to be aunty annie
lol
ciao

Annie says (9:53 PM):
emo or emu

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:54 PM):
emo

Annie says (9:54 PM):
emotional!!!!!
i know lor - was just kidding
cannot joke meh

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:54 PM):
hahaaah

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:55 PM):
bye vinod

Annie says (9:55 PM):
hey looks like you a woman of few words - namely hahahahaahah

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:55 PM):
huh?
apa lu merepek braderrr?

Annie says (9:56 PM):
sister

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:56 PM):
AH HELL
LOL
ur not aunty annoe
**annie
cilaka
haha

Annie says (9:57 PM):
hey it's me lah Vinod's gone for a dance presentation/concert
in his new outfit - complete with hot pink sequined shoes

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:57 PM):
ahaha..cool kid
k la annie benanieeee..ill leave u be =)
night

Annie says (9:58 PM):
bye



but i dont know if its her or not, or that faggot of a Vinod who has nothing else better to doooo, because generally she's a sort of cool person, not as lame as above, but then u never know righttt..cos I have a feeling that msn has the tendency to make ppl sound lame..hahaha..theres something about msn, that when old people or orang yang terlalu muda (cm budak kecik itu macam ) that the minute they start chatting and having a conversation on msn..they transform and go to like the land of lameness or shit..hahaha..but who m i to judge eyh? after all lame is the new cool.

HAHAHA..shit. that was lame.hahaha.and thats me being lame admitting im lame..ahha..it gets lamer..ah fuck it. ciao.

BLAH

wanted to write some shit down..since ive got nothing to do, and since everyone seems happy passing their time blogging, i thought i'd do it too, then i find it pointless..cos no ones gonna read it anyway..not even me..ahahah..so tak jadi..and so now im goin to play some free games at yahoo.com that ive grown bloody bored at, but what to do, i dont have any other computer games either than my sisters '' barbie undercover'' and '' I SPY barbie '' ..so hahahaha...yahoo also yahoo la..oh and i lobeeee myself very much =) anddd my mum says : im special =)
weee~~~

DISTURBING STORY NO.1




Okay, so we have this garderner fellow who comes to our house twice a week to do gardening stuff..Now this gardener is like the a bloody walking newspaper.He works at a few houses at my area so, everytime he comes around, he starts gossiping, he;s like the male version of ''gossip girl''..


nevermind that, but the most disturbing thing is that


He thinks my younger sister, who is 12 years of age,is checking him out when he does his ''gardening''


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA


well, he sort of went to my mum, and he told her that he didnt like the way my sister was looking at him and giving him the eye..AHAHAHAHAHA


My goodness..i think he;s watching to much of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES..ahahha..does he think that he's as hot as that Jesse ( the gardener in desperate housewives) that we want to ''check him out'' when he;s doing his gardening..kalau handsome lain cerita...but now i bet he;s some of pelarian from india..budjet hot la tuh...ahahhahaah


But my sister says that she was giving him the eye of suspiciousity..cos she was afraid that he'll break into the house and steal her stuff.. **weird** i doubt mr.gardener wud want her barbie collection..


anyways im keeping an eye on my sister tho..just making sure..she and the gardener dont give each other the eye..the last thing we need..is a newspaper spread abt a
''12 year old lari cinta bersama seorg pekebun larian dari India''
..hahaha..



Away laughing on a fast camel,

Melissa Victor

My Gay Best Friend =)

Well I dont have a gay best friend **yet**...but i sure wish i did....I always wanted a gay best friend..for some reason..im not quite sure myslef..

SHOCKING FACT NO.1

Okay theres this Bee Gees song i know...which i used to sing like this :

ahhhh..ahhh..ahhh...ahhh stadelite...stadelite..ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh stadeeelitteee haihaaaahaaahah

well i was singing that for the whole 16 years of my life till i realized today that it isnt ''stadelite'' its stayin' alive..

haiseh men.sedihnya.

Melissa V

WAY BACK, WAY BACK THEN







Last post was very long, that I feel akward now.So this ones going to be short..well shotter =)



okay way back,way back then in Kindy =)

I had my first crush..hahaha..kecik kecik sudah gatal man..huhuhu

but i had good taste.

His name was JAKE..huhuh..sexyyyyy

gorgeous fellow..mat salleh =)

had abit of a slang too. SEXYYY

Well, he was like the ''it'' boy in kindy..all the girls would like..hahaha..actually come to think about it..he didnt hv many guy friends..well he did..but..he didnt hang with them much..he used to hang around with girls more often..i mean ..nonono..actually girls would be following him around..like 24/7.He wasssss gorgeous..i think he's eyes were green =)..greens my fav colour..huhuhu..but i wasnt like those other chicks...a.k.a premature sluts..i didnt follow him around..i admired from a distance...HAHAHAHA..that Jake fellow, was the leader of the Power Rangers team,yeah..during that time..power rangers was like the it thing for us..and thats the only time that he'd actually hang with his boys..yeah..the whole PR gang,used to stand on top of the hill..yeah our kindy's playground had a mini hill..and they used to stand there..the whole lot of them..but Jake was the only handsome one there..huhuhu..they used to stand on that hill and just watch other kids play..and like i think they use to fly around..as in with one arm on the hip and the other up in a fist to the sky..and fly around,to catch kidies that err..were..i dont know..what they caught kiddies for..but i remembered..they once chased me the whole day cos rumour had gone round that i stepped on a snail..but it wasnt a rumour..cos i did..and i forgot if it was intentional or not..so they whole PR gang came looking for me..but they cudnt do much cos i was the leader of the ''disney princess'' gang..thats one post that im very proud to have held..ahhaha..i was..arial..the little mermaid that is..lol..oh gosh..kindy..hurm..i wondered what happened to Jake though...hvnt heard of him since kindy..i bet he's as good looking as he was before..with that gorgeous greeeennn eyes...huhuhu..or..haha..for all we know..he might hv grown up uggg--layyy..haha..but he was my 1st crush..hahah..i dont think i told him tho..BUMMER..shud hv gotten his numb..i bet he's still as good looking as b4..ahaha..cinta buta..hahah..shooo shweettt..its weird that after all this years I still rmmber the dude...haahah..nampaknya gueh tak move on lagy..ahhaha...


I remember my 2nd crush..i was out of kindy by then..and I met him at track training..He was err..i think 15+ idk..huhu..dah upgrade beb..haha..its older men now..lol..i think i was 6+ or 7 at that time..I dont rmmber his name though..but i do remember that he wasss eeeffinnggg gorgeous too..and he was a mix..white+latin+chinese+indian if im not mistaken..my bestie in track training..we used to err..warm up before doing track..and we'd make up stupid types of exercises..i remember the squirell hop..hahaha...he had gorgeous brown hair..like a babys..soft and straight..that sort of fell on ur face every once in a while..and he had to brush it off his face..YOOO SEEXXYYY MANN!! haha..blardy hell..this is frustratinggg mannn..haha..i miss em both..

if my dad sees this..im dead arnt i daddy?? huhuhu

HAHAHAH..i remember once at xmas..some dude from the christmas party..we were 4 i think at the moment..and he sd ''i love u'' and i said..''the only boy that i love is my daddy'' and i ran off..HAHAH...what an idiot..me that is..hahaha

I had good taste in men..and still do..ahahaha..itu tidak berubah =)


Yours,

Melissa Victor

'' The Best Essay Ever Written''

Our English teacher made us write an essay about ‘The Person I Hate The Most’. So this is how mine went :


The person I hate the most? Hate? Such a strong word. So I’ll go with the word ‘dislike greatly’ , makes it sound so much better now does it? The person I dislike greatly? Now, that’s a though question , because there isn’t anyone I dislike greatly.
I dislike chickens greatly, I dislike broccoli greatly, I dislike certain songs greatly, I dislike this and that, but I don’t think I dislike anyone greatly. So this title, this essay is a bit , oh never mind. I’ll make someone up.
Okay , so the person I dislike the most would be Bob. You see Bob, is a very mean person. He does the nastiest things known to humanity. If Bob existed you would really hate him. I just knew Bob, 3 seconds ago, and by the sound of it, I am starting to hate him already.
I also hate Bob, because Bob is an attention seeker. You see, how he is the star of this essay, and he just existed. So yes, reason number one why I dislike Bob is because Bob is an attention seeker.
Reason number two, of why I dislike Bob is because Bob is an idea stealer. Bob never comes up with his own ideas, he just takes mine and claims it as his own. It is annoying Bob. I wish you would stop doing that. Maybe if you did, I would stop disliking you greatly.
Reason number three, of why I dislike Bob is because Bob is Bob. Maybe if Bob were Billy or Brian, maybe I wouldn’t dislike Bob this greatly, but the fact is Bob is Bob and therefore I hate Bob.
They say, love is what makes the world go round, so I guess hating on Bob wouldn’t get me anywhere. If I started to like Bob, that would increase the amount of love in the world, thus it might make the world move faster and we can all move in to the future faster. So Bob, I do not dislike you greatly, I like you very minimally.


yours truly,

Melissa Victor