This shit made me unbored for about 2mins and 30 seconds. then i was bored again.

Dear Chuck,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet,sweet ass and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Love always,
Melissa





Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your carPasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit onOther - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.

JLSY Part 2

HAAHAHAH... im over it now.

just needed a breather . and the relaxing chant/mantra of : AdamLambert.AdamLambert.x3

ahahhaha

but the images are still there la.
but
im less hyped out about it now.

HAHAHAH.


ohhhmyyyyy =)

this blog things are fantastic for (whatever-emotion) releasing.

JEALOUSSSYYYY

ill be honest. IM SOOOOO JEALOUSSSSSS.. ARRRRGGGHGHHHH fjgeirjugioribbije



PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTT.

FUCK IT LA.

**breatheeeeeee**breattttheeeeeeeeee**breatheeeeeee**

mofo pls let ittttt beeee over. tolonggggggglahhhhhhh. i cant fucken deal with this all the timeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

it comes and goes and comes and gooesssss.

just gooooo already. weyhhhhhh. i sumpah tak laratttt okayyyyy like thissssssss. fucker la.

OHHHHMMYYYY. i thought the feelings were done. gone. i dont care u dont care.

buttttt seeinggg my reactionnn likeeee NOW. I DONT MOFO THINK SO. wtf. omggggg i hate this dramaaaa laaaa. ohhhhh plsss laaa plssssss.

pls la let me find somebody new already.

august u better mofo come fast. that way im occupied.

rhgroihgirgrijrigjigjhjheuhrewff.

ADAM LAMBERT.

I totallyyyyyyy support Adam Lambert .

I HOPE HE WINS.
I WANT HIM TO WIN.
thereforeeeeee,
HE SHALL WIN.


OMFG IM IN LOVEEE WITH THE BOY. and i want to marry him. and he's NOT GAY. BI? maybe. BUT NOT FUCKING GAY. soooo


whichhhh meanssss,

I STILL GOT CHANCE.

Mrs. Lambert
Melissa Adams
Melissa Lambert
Mrs Melissa Adam Lambert

hhahahahaaha. that just a draft sketch. HAHAHAHA.

choices, choices, choices ,

So i am bored. and decided to blog about something,which personally I dont think you may find very interesting, if there are ppl who even read my blog.hahahaha. im just writing cos basically im bored and yeah bored.

okayyyy so lately i have been trying to decide which subjects I wanna do for my IB. eventho it starts what on the 24th of August..ahaha..which is a very long time, im bored doing nothing at home, so this is one way i spend my time, by stressing and worrying about nothing for no reason. life's fantastic.

sooooooo ive been doing research after research...(unecessary if u ask me) to see the in's and out of the subjects bla3. and then i realized that when i do infact come up with a solution to the problem. i create another problem based on the solution . HAHAHA..just so i wake up every morning and i have something to do.

so thats about it. still doing research at the moment. but im taking a break to write this blog. cos a few minutes ago i had information overload. i mean its been what 8 months since i used this brain? and then suddenly i start putting things in, it has gone to a mental trance/shock.

okay back to research. =)

All The Good Men Are Gone/Taken

Okay well not all the good men la..but some of the men i want are taken..HAHAHA...


1) Eric Mabius

• He;s effinnnn gorgeous and charming. i want him =) . but he;s married . and he has a son.cilaka.

2) Joey G

• ohhh goddddd. he's effin gorgeous . has a killer smile . ohhh and that accenttttt.**cair**sometimes i dont understand what on Earth his mumbling about. but when u sound like that who gives a fuck? i want him =) . but he;s married.cilaka

3) Daniel V

• dont think u ppl would know who he is. he's just down right gorgeous. he;s a musician.need i say more?? haha. i've met him in person. accidentaly. like i remember i was like leaning on the railings of some shopping mall in bangsar (where that Kenny Ong lady got abducted ) waiting for some broadway show to start, Frogway (it was nice) . then i was looking to the left and then i decided i wanted to look right instead.blardy hell . nearly lost my grip on the railing. cos he was on my right. and he was gorgeous . so terkejut kejap nmpk org hot. haha. he screamssss sexy-ness. he;s malaysian. and he has a killer smile. and he has a what i would call a pick-up look. haha. skali i pandang.huhuh. i want =) hahahahaha. dont know if he;s taken. but i want him.cilaka.

4) Jamie Bower

• he;s an actor, the one who acted as the sailor boy in Sweeny Todd who fancies that chick thats locked up it the tower. he la. i find him sexy. very very. i want him . he has a girlfriend. cilaka.

5) Thats about all the ppl i can remember la. i used to like Orlando Bloom. but dont know ,suddenly the feeling isnt mutual anymore..HAHAH..like it was before..hahaha..but everytime i watch LOTR or Pirates , i go "wow" "dang" ''sigh'' and other stupid stuff..but guess he tah,lost his touch shall i say? i mean lama menghilang from the screen. dont want la. i still got his poster on my wall. 3 of them. guess. HAISH . dunnoe la sorry . AHAHH wtf m i goin onabout? i also xtaw. k k . no OB today.



tried uploading picturs but BLOGSPOT MACAM BABI. lembap terlebih. so u'll have to picture them as i described, if cannot then go google. if u dont want bagus, less competition.




SHIT. LAST ONE. I FORGOT . HOW COULD I. DANG.



6) Steven Strait

• Blardy hell. we needed to write an essay in school once. i forgot what it was about. but i wrote a blardy paper about how good looking he is. in form fucking five okay.ahaha..how memalufy-ing. but what to do. he;s soo handsome, writting an essay about how good looking he was didnt seem to be a problem. i want him. but he's married. got children. i think.cilaka.

7) Leonardo Dicaprio

• This man. The older he gets, the less handsome he is. kesianness. but in TITANIC.habbaaa habbaa haabbaaa. boyishly handsome. boyishly charming. ohhhh. but i dont want him now. if it were a few years ago. sure. haha.

8 ) Adam Lambert

• OMGGG. i find him soooo the handsome. haha..and he has killer pipes. and yet he can strip his voice bare and do a tear wrenching ballad..ohhhhh adammm =). u can sing to me anytime. and he;s such a sweetheartttttt. i like him . i want him. but i know how there are rumours that he;s gay and shit. but i dont think he is. so what if he likes to wear make up?we can share =) . hahaha. regardless if he;s gay/bi/straight. i want him . but if he;s gay. which he is not. then cilaka.

DONE =) ini hanyalah fantasy semata2. dont terasa. embrace. HAHAHA. tbe2.