Michael Jackson =) - we only get one of you , in a life time

haih. where to start. im so devastated right now.

my mum came into my room early morning and she was like, well i dont remember her exact words cos alaaaa ppl sleeping la, but what i made out of it was that Michael Jackson was dead, and when my mum told me , i remembered saying ''alaaaa . why?''

n then i bagun la to go watch CNN

part of me is sad that he;s gone . but another part is happy for him too. i mean will all the shit he faced from the no childhood part to the nose carving to the child molestation accusations and stuff, i mean now i hope he finally finds peace.

so now im playing all of Michael songs, its like a tribute/memorial?? idk , well its my way of celebrating his life and music/my way of getting over it...ahha..idk

seriously i mean thats not one person who hasnt listened, grooved and jived to his songs, may it be any generation. i mean vocals like that come like once in a blue moon. sumpah this is so sad. i cant even think straight.

look at it this way, i dont know the dude personally , but yet his death affects me as though he;s my bfffff ..and it isnt only me, i mean turn on CNN and u'll know that many others feel the same way too, very err suprising and touching. i mean how many artist u know that have this type of effect on people..elvis? and thats about it i think??

we all have to die someday, but sayang la that he had to go at 50, then he has 3 children summore.

I was lucky la to have been to a Michael Jackson concert, when I was young. i went with my papa =) . BEST GILAAA BABI OKAY THE CONCERT. unbeatable. hahaha. syiok gila. that was my first and last concert that ive ever been too. but definetely superrrrrr entertaining la. i remember got those benda meletup2...sikit2 he dance then BOOM PWEUUSHHH ..got sparks here and there.

then one lucky bitch got to get up on stage and slow dance with him to you are not alone i think...dunnoela what song, but i remember it was slow emo song.

oh michael , <3

he may have died, but we'll remember the name and the music for years and years to come. so no hal . kita buat lek jer . haha =)



currently listening to : In the closet, MJ

This shit made me unbored for about 2mins and 30 seconds. then i was bored again.

Dear Chuck,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet,sweet ass and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Love always,
Melissa





Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your carPasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit onOther - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.

JLSY Part 2

HAAHAHAH... im over it now.

just needed a breather . and the relaxing chant/mantra of : AdamLambert.AdamLambert.x3

ahahhaha

but the images are still there la.
but
im less hyped out about it now.

HAHAHAH.


ohhhmyyyyy =)

this blog things are fantastic for (whatever-emotion) releasing.

JEALOUSSSYYYY

ill be honest. IM SOOOOO JEALOUSSSSSS.. ARRRRGGGHGHHHH fjgeirjugioribbije



PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTT.

FUCK IT LA.

**breatheeeeeee**breattttheeeeeeeeee**breatheeeeeee**

mofo pls let ittttt beeee over. tolonggggggglahhhhhhh. i cant fucken deal with this all the timeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

it comes and goes and comes and gooesssss.

just gooooo already. weyhhhhhh. i sumpah tak laratttt okayyyyy like thissssssss. fucker la.

OHHHHMMYYYY. i thought the feelings were done. gone. i dont care u dont care.

buttttt seeinggg my reactionnn likeeee NOW. I DONT MOFO THINK SO. wtf. omggggg i hate this dramaaaa laaaa. ohhhhh plsss laaa plssssss.

pls la let me find somebody new already.

august u better mofo come fast. that way im occupied.

rhgroihgirgrijrigjigjhjheuhrewff.

ADAM LAMBERT.

I totallyyyyyyy support Adam Lambert .

I HOPE HE WINS.
I WANT HIM TO WIN.
thereforeeeeee,
HE SHALL WIN.


OMFG IM IN LOVEEE WITH THE BOY. and i want to marry him. and he's NOT GAY. BI? maybe. BUT NOT FUCKING GAY. soooo


whichhhh meanssss,

I STILL GOT CHANCE.

Mrs. Lambert
Melissa Adams
Melissa Lambert
Mrs Melissa Adam Lambert

hhahahahaaha. that just a draft sketch. HAHAHAHA.

choices, choices, choices ,

So i am bored. and decided to blog about something,which personally I dont think you may find very interesting, if there are ppl who even read my blog.hahahaha. im just writing cos basically im bored and yeah bored.

okayyyy so lately i have been trying to decide which subjects I wanna do for my IB. eventho it starts what on the 24th of August..ahaha..which is a very long time, im bored doing nothing at home, so this is one way i spend my time, by stressing and worrying about nothing for no reason. life's fantastic.

sooooooo ive been doing research after research...(unecessary if u ask me) to see the in's and out of the subjects bla3. and then i realized that when i do infact come up with a solution to the problem. i create another problem based on the solution . HAHAHA..just so i wake up every morning and i have something to do.

so thats about it. still doing research at the moment. but im taking a break to write this blog. cos a few minutes ago i had information overload. i mean its been what 8 months since i used this brain? and then suddenly i start putting things in, it has gone to a mental trance/shock.

okay back to research. =)

All The Good Men Are Gone/Taken

Okay well not all the good men la..but some of the men i want are taken..HAHAHA...


1) Eric Mabius

• He;s effinnnn gorgeous and charming. i want him =) . but he;s married . and he has a son.cilaka.

2) Joey G

• ohhh goddddd. he's effin gorgeous . has a killer smile . ohhh and that accenttttt.**cair**sometimes i dont understand what on Earth his mumbling about. but when u sound like that who gives a fuck? i want him =) . but he;s married.cilaka

3) Daniel V

• dont think u ppl would know who he is. he's just down right gorgeous. he;s a musician.need i say more?? haha. i've met him in person. accidentaly. like i remember i was like leaning on the railings of some shopping mall in bangsar (where that Kenny Ong lady got abducted ) waiting for some broadway show to start, Frogway (it was nice) . then i was looking to the left and then i decided i wanted to look right instead.blardy hell . nearly lost my grip on the railing. cos he was on my right. and he was gorgeous . so terkejut kejap nmpk org hot. haha. he screamssss sexy-ness. he;s malaysian. and he has a killer smile. and he has a what i would call a pick-up look. haha. skali i pandang.huhuh. i want =) hahahahaha. dont know if he;s taken. but i want him.cilaka.

4) Jamie Bower

• he;s an actor, the one who acted as the sailor boy in Sweeny Todd who fancies that chick thats locked up it the tower. he la. i find him sexy. very very. i want him . he has a girlfriend. cilaka.

5) Thats about all the ppl i can remember la. i used to like Orlando Bloom. but dont know ,suddenly the feeling isnt mutual anymore..HAHAH..like it was before..hahaha..but everytime i watch LOTR or Pirates , i go "wow" "dang" ''sigh'' and other stupid stuff..but guess he tah,lost his touch shall i say? i mean lama menghilang from the screen. dont want la. i still got his poster on my wall. 3 of them. guess. HAISH . dunnoe la sorry . AHAHH wtf m i goin onabout? i also xtaw. k k . no OB today.



tried uploading picturs but BLOGSPOT MACAM BABI. lembap terlebih. so u'll have to picture them as i described, if cannot then go google. if u dont want bagus, less competition.




SHIT. LAST ONE. I FORGOT . HOW COULD I. DANG.



6) Steven Strait

• Blardy hell. we needed to write an essay in school once. i forgot what it was about. but i wrote a blardy paper about how good looking he is. in form fucking five okay.ahaha..how memalufy-ing. but what to do. he;s soo handsome, writting an essay about how good looking he was didnt seem to be a problem. i want him. but he's married. got children. i think.cilaka.

7) Leonardo Dicaprio

• This man. The older he gets, the less handsome he is. kesianness. but in TITANIC.habbaaa habbaa haabbaaa. boyishly handsome. boyishly charming. ohhhh. but i dont want him now. if it were a few years ago. sure. haha.

8 ) Adam Lambert

• OMGGG. i find him soooo the handsome. haha..and he has killer pipes. and yet he can strip his voice bare and do a tear wrenching ballad..ohhhhh adammm =). u can sing to me anytime. and he;s such a sweetheartttttt. i like him . i want him. but i know how there are rumours that he;s gay and shit. but i dont think he is. so what if he likes to wear make up?we can share =) . hahaha. regardless if he;s gay/bi/straight. i want him . but if he;s gay. which he is not. then cilaka.

DONE =) ini hanyalah fantasy semata2. dont terasa. embrace. HAHAHA. tbe2.