Missing Friends, well 2. one im sure of, one im not so sure. but for the heck of it. ill give the boy some attention. hahahaha

So i;ve got 2 really good friends, which are now apparently missing. and no they are not related.

Friend no.1

Colton Ross
missing since last year? i think?
well his mum aksed if i knew where he was and shit
and she went to the police did the basic report.
still no sign?
idk, i havnt heard from him since . and the mother never got back to me.
so i dont know whats up with Colton.
but i hope to god, the boy;s alright.




Friend no. 2
Guy B
his name really is Guy. but its pronounced as (Ghee/Gee)
he;s dutch, so thats why its pronounced that way.incase u were wondering. haha
This boy is a really good friend of mine
one of my closest friends, and one of the, lol
idk, but i love the boy to pieces. and he;s missing too.
hurghurhgurghre.
but this is my own theory, cos i havnt heard from him for well,
quite sometime now, and its very unlikely of him to
well, not keep in touch for so long. cos we usually talk everyday.
so its strange. but then again. there could be many other reasons. so ill just wait.
and see. but i hope to god he;s okay. oh. i just remembered. he;s an athiest. hahahaha
i mean if he sneezes and i go ''god bless you'', he goes into his theory of there is no god shit, and i have to go '' kkkkk bless you. sheesh jesus'' and then i realised that i said jesus, and then b4 he starts his there is not jesus, i cut in and go ''god damn it bless you'' ..and then i realise i said god again, and then he goes ''is it really that hard? just a simple 'bless you' would do '' then i go ''screw you '' and then we both start laughing '' hahahahaa''
wait. terlari cerita. why m i telling u this?
ohhh ya. oh, well i hope he;s okay.

I know it says 7 days, but its actually 7 and 4

its 7 days until i start studying

and

4 days till i leave kl .


I could have sworn a second ago, I was so excited to do this damn post cos i realised i only have 4 days left in kl before i leave to penang. and then, now, its like , im not so excited. hahahaha.

i mean im looking forward to the learning part , since ive had a reallllll case of cuti-cuti malaysia , i think its around 9 months, since i last went to school. so i am infact looking forward to start studying again.

but, i am however not looking forward to leaving kl. hrighirhgerih. i like living here. plus 9 months of quality time sitting at home, (with the occasional trip to the mall) it was only natural that i grew fonder of this place. haahhaah. im going to miss my room, and ben , and benji (whom i love very much, but seriously needs to shut up once in awhile..hahahaha). and for sure, family and friends...bla3 sob sob sob emo emo emo...hahahahaha...im writing as tho im getting shipped off into some jungle,and im never to be seen again. nevermindla skali skala we drama, its okay.


anyways u would think that since im leaving in 4 days, my stuff would be packed or maybe i got all the things i need and shit. but hahahaah no. my parents are so relaxed i tell you. its usually them pushing me and telling me not to do things at the last minute and procrastinate and shit, but now, i have to beg and bug and shit to get them to do stuff. and its still not done. i havnt gotten alot of stuff yet. ahhaha. u wait la, sure last minute gelabah. hahaha. more drama.

After much thought (well 30secs to be exact) the word is, Frusadexrtuping.

Lol, there isnt a word to express what I'm feeling atm. hahaha. so jiwang. but no, there isnt, no word hits it. maybe im no good at expressing, or maybe my vocab sucks. or maybe both. or maybe, there isnt a word to describe this feeling. hahaha. but its just, when u feel it, its like ''ohh,this feeling'' ahahhahahaha..wouldnt it be nice, if someone could feel the way u feel.maybe like thru a wire or something.haha. like that way next time ur experiencing something , u dont have to go :''eyh u know as i was walking to the toilet, i was thinking about what happened the other day and now i feel sooo bla3 *and thats where u start describing what u felt but the other person can only imagine what it felt like* but if u could literally feel what someone was feeling ,u could go like '' eyh u know as i was walking to the toilet, i was thinking about what happend and then now i feel so **hooks on the wire **habis cerita** . so u see, bla3 ''


okay the post is pointless. but seriously, when i find a word for it. ill lt you know. or maybe ill make one up.

okay its : frusadexrtuping

Fuckity Fuck Fuck - JPJ test

okay today went for the JPJ test thingy. i was there at 10 and i reached home at what 2++???? lama gila babi....started off with the bukit...PASS..woooo..then went to do the parking...park alreadyy...woooo...then as i was turning to come out...the bumper SUDDENLY grew BIGGER.. then it like lightly knock the damn tiang..but the pole didnt drop la, it just swayed ABIT..then stupid JPJ man said ''ahhhh adik, mai sini..sayanggg sangat, hampir adik, hampir, kenapa adik tak reverse lagi...tgk tuh..sikit sgt..okay sign sini,sini, isi ini, okay skrg bawak masuk dalam''

and in my head i was going ''FRGIERGJIORJVNVROGI'' ''okay thank you uncle''. babi betul. my 3 point turning okayy..i like doing that one and the bukit too, cos both are easier than stupid parking..haha..maybe i got excited kot tady...cos my parking rarely menjadi and just now it fit soooo cantikly in the box..i got excited la kot..then my bumper had to bermain manja with that pole. horny car. hahaha.

so then waited like a dungu for the road test plak. i got a lady JPJ. GARANG HABIS orangnya. i went in did the normal checking shit, then as i was about to go, she goes ''pakailah seat belt dulu, u rush nk pegy mana?'' hahahaha..i was soo nervous..i didnt put my seatbelt on...then drive la..half way thru she goes..''eyh awak tak naikkan tingkap eyh'' ..then i see my window is down..then she made me roll it up, with one hand on the sterring...see, im so terer =), but then again i was going at 30km/h hahahaha..wtv la..then first she said ''okay, ikut jalan 2''...then suddenly as im about to go straight into jalan dua, she turns my sterring wheel for me and says ''takpelah, ikut jalan satu '' blardy hell, then she commnt on my paper : tidak berhenti di satu simpangan'' or some shit like that....but whatever la i got 17/20..which means i PASSed my road test. but i have to re-do the stupid parking la...but oh well. atleast road sudah pass =) , and i dont have to bring that stupid manual car on the road with other auto drivers , who are very immpatient and beep their hon the minute the traffic light turns green. I MEAN..weyh lek la dulu org auto.

itu sahaja. but now i dont feel so bad about not passing the parking, cos well idk, i guess im over it. haha. wa pu cher taw la, okay im going to play free games on yahoo now.

A post to make my blog look as tho its updated regularly. haha

okay . hello . havnt written here in ages since a very emo post about MJ. its 12.51 am now. it will turn 12.52 soon. okay so its late, well i usually can go later than this, like maybe till the next day, without sleep at all. but today since i went out. oh it turned 12.52 now =) . ok sambung. so i went to bangsar today, jalan2 walk up and down that damn hill aorund that telawi area..and yeah. so now penant terlebih. lol. well sleepy is more like it. and u know those times when ur tired, and sleepy and ur body wants to sleep, but you dont want to, and u just stay up for no apparent reason...ahh..this is one of those cases la.hahaha.

theres nothing to blog about really...i cant wait to start studying again. lol. now u can see how desperate i am..that i canttt waittt to start. when usually its i cant wait for the holidays.

i went for the MU game. on saturday. had fun. lot of people. u know the score. 3-2. i think mu bagy muka.cos well we all know they can score more. and msia football sucks. hahahaaha. i remember we had some bm penceramah come to the school last year..and he was discussing a karangan about pentingnya sukan for negara...and then he was rambling about the contoh we could give, like he said ''kamu boleh cakap pasal badminton, pasal squash, pasal nicole david, dan jangan masukkan bola sepak, itu kamu endahkan'' lol. and well, to come back from bukit jalil was madness. they actually had to close the grill at the entrance of the LRT station, to avoid congestion. so from like the top of the steps i saw the crowd..i automatically sat on the stairs and decided to wait it out. and eventually the crowd cleared la. bla3.

oh, but while i was sitting at the tangga..about 3mins later, a chinese couple sat down..i would say they were in their 20's. and they sat, while talking about the massive line to enter the lrt station.
and then this is somewhat how the convo went la.

girl : wahh, so long la the line. how long have to wait?
boy : seriously, i dont mind sitting here all night, then i get to be with you a little longer.
girl : **who was busy taking out her heels and massaging her foot and peeling her toe nail while
the guy was trying to ayat her**
**she stops** she looks at the guy** she smiles** then she leans over, puts both
her hands on his face, after touching her feet with it**and she gives him a small peck**


and then i decided to look away. ahahhaha

i know how usually boys are the mood and vibe killers. like when the girl is being all manja and shit. but in this case, when the guys being all gooey2 and mushy2, she kills the mood, by massaging her foot and peeling the nail of her big toe whilst he;s talking. thennnn . puts the feet massaging and toe nail peeling hand of hers on his face.


thats all i sppose. u ppl have a good day.

Michael Jackson =) - we only get one of you , in a life time

haih. where to start. im so devastated right now.

my mum came into my room early morning and she was like, well i dont remember her exact words cos alaaaa ppl sleeping la, but what i made out of it was that Michael Jackson was dead, and when my mum told me , i remembered saying ''alaaaa . why?''

n then i bagun la to go watch CNN

part of me is sad that he;s gone . but another part is happy for him too. i mean will all the shit he faced from the no childhood part to the nose carving to the child molestation accusations and stuff, i mean now i hope he finally finds peace.

so now im playing all of Michael songs, its like a tribute/memorial?? idk , well its my way of celebrating his life and music/my way of getting over it...ahha..idk

seriously i mean thats not one person who hasnt listened, grooved and jived to his songs, may it be any generation. i mean vocals like that come like once in a blue moon. sumpah this is so sad. i cant even think straight.

look at it this way, i dont know the dude personally , but yet his death affects me as though he;s my bfffff ..and it isnt only me, i mean turn on CNN and u'll know that many others feel the same way too, very err suprising and touching. i mean how many artist u know that have this type of effect on people..elvis? and thats about it i think??

we all have to die someday, but sayang la that he had to go at 50, then he has 3 children summore.

I was lucky la to have been to a Michael Jackson concert, when I was young. i went with my papa =) . BEST GILAAA BABI OKAY THE CONCERT. unbeatable. hahaha. syiok gila. that was my first and last concert that ive ever been too. but definetely superrrrrr entertaining la. i remember got those benda meletup2...sikit2 he dance then BOOM PWEUUSHHH ..got sparks here and there.

then one lucky bitch got to get up on stage and slow dance with him to you are not alone i think...dunnoela what song, but i remember it was slow emo song.

oh michael , <3

he may have died, but we'll remember the name and the music for years and years to come. so no hal . kita buat lek jer . haha =)



currently listening to : In the closet, MJ

This shit made me unbored for about 2mins and 30 seconds. then i was bored again.

Dear Chuck,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet,sweet ass and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Love always,
Melissa





Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your carPasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit onOther - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.

JLSY Part 2

HAAHAHAH... im over it now.

just needed a breather . and the relaxing chant/mantra of : AdamLambert.AdamLambert.x3

ahahhaha

but the images are still there la.
but
im less hyped out about it now.

HAHAHAH.


ohhhmyyyyy =)

this blog things are fantastic for (whatever-emotion) releasing.

JEALOUSSSYYYY

ill be honest. IM SOOOOO JEALOUSSSSSS.. ARRRRGGGHGHHHH fjgeirjugioribbije



PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTT.

FUCK IT LA.

**breatheeeeeee**breattttheeeeeeeeee**breatheeeeeee**

mofo pls let ittttt beeee over. tolonggggggglahhhhhhh. i cant fucken deal with this all the timeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

it comes and goes and comes and gooesssss.

just gooooo already. weyhhhhhh. i sumpah tak laratttt okayyyyy like thissssssss. fucker la.

OHHHHMMYYYY. i thought the feelings were done. gone. i dont care u dont care.

buttttt seeinggg my reactionnn likeeee NOW. I DONT MOFO THINK SO. wtf. omggggg i hate this dramaaaa laaaa. ohhhhh plsss laaa plssssss.

pls la let me find somebody new already.

august u better mofo come fast. that way im occupied.

rhgroihgirgrijrigjigjhjheuhrewff.

ADAM LAMBERT.

I totallyyyyyyy support Adam Lambert .

I HOPE HE WINS.
I WANT HIM TO WIN.
thereforeeeeee,
HE SHALL WIN.


OMFG IM IN LOVEEE WITH THE BOY. and i want to marry him. and he's NOT GAY. BI? maybe. BUT NOT FUCKING GAY. soooo


whichhhh meanssss,

I STILL GOT CHANCE.

Mrs. Lambert
Melissa Adams
Melissa Lambert
Mrs Melissa Adam Lambert

hhahahahaaha. that just a draft sketch. HAHAHAHA.

choices, choices, choices ,

So i am bored. and decided to blog about something,which personally I dont think you may find very interesting, if there are ppl who even read my blog.hahahaha. im just writing cos basically im bored and yeah bored.

okayyyy so lately i have been trying to decide which subjects I wanna do for my IB. eventho it starts what on the 24th of August..ahaha..which is a very long time, im bored doing nothing at home, so this is one way i spend my time, by stressing and worrying about nothing for no reason. life's fantastic.

sooooooo ive been doing research after research...(unecessary if u ask me) to see the in's and out of the subjects bla3. and then i realized that when i do infact come up with a solution to the problem. i create another problem based on the solution . HAHAHA..just so i wake up every morning and i have something to do.

so thats about it. still doing research at the moment. but im taking a break to write this blog. cos a few minutes ago i had information overload. i mean its been what 8 months since i used this brain? and then suddenly i start putting things in, it has gone to a mental trance/shock.

okay back to research. =)

All The Good Men Are Gone/Taken

Okay well not all the good men la..but some of the men i want are taken..HAHAHA...


1) Eric Mabius

• He;s effinnnn gorgeous and charming. i want him =) . but he;s married . and he has a son.cilaka.

2) Joey G

• ohhh goddddd. he's effin gorgeous . has a killer smile . ohhh and that accenttttt.**cair**sometimes i dont understand what on Earth his mumbling about. but when u sound like that who gives a fuck? i want him =) . but he;s married.cilaka

3) Daniel V

• dont think u ppl would know who he is. he's just down right gorgeous. he;s a musician.need i say more?? haha. i've met him in person. accidentaly. like i remember i was like leaning on the railings of some shopping mall in bangsar (where that Kenny Ong lady got abducted ) waiting for some broadway show to start, Frogway (it was nice) . then i was looking to the left and then i decided i wanted to look right instead.blardy hell . nearly lost my grip on the railing. cos he was on my right. and he was gorgeous . so terkejut kejap nmpk org hot. haha. he screamssss sexy-ness. he;s malaysian. and he has a killer smile. and he has a what i would call a pick-up look. haha. skali i pandang.huhuh. i want =) hahahahaha. dont know if he;s taken. but i want him.cilaka.

4) Jamie Bower

• he;s an actor, the one who acted as the sailor boy in Sweeny Todd who fancies that chick thats locked up it the tower. he la. i find him sexy. very very. i want him . he has a girlfriend. cilaka.

5) Thats about all the ppl i can remember la. i used to like Orlando Bloom. but dont know ,suddenly the feeling isnt mutual anymore..HAHAH..like it was before..hahaha..but everytime i watch LOTR or Pirates , i go "wow" "dang" ''sigh'' and other stupid stuff..but guess he tah,lost his touch shall i say? i mean lama menghilang from the screen. dont want la. i still got his poster on my wall. 3 of them. guess. HAISH . dunnoe la sorry . AHAHH wtf m i goin onabout? i also xtaw. k k . no OB today.



tried uploading picturs but BLOGSPOT MACAM BABI. lembap terlebih. so u'll have to picture them as i described, if cannot then go google. if u dont want bagus, less competition.




SHIT. LAST ONE. I FORGOT . HOW COULD I. DANG.



6) Steven Strait

• Blardy hell. we needed to write an essay in school once. i forgot what it was about. but i wrote a blardy paper about how good looking he is. in form fucking five okay.ahaha..how memalufy-ing. but what to do. he;s soo handsome, writting an essay about how good looking he was didnt seem to be a problem. i want him. but he's married. got children. i think.cilaka.

7) Leonardo Dicaprio

• This man. The older he gets, the less handsome he is. kesianness. but in TITANIC.habbaaa habbaa haabbaaa. boyishly handsome. boyishly charming. ohhhh. but i dont want him now. if it were a few years ago. sure. haha.

8 ) Adam Lambert

• OMGGG. i find him soooo the handsome. haha..and he has killer pipes. and yet he can strip his voice bare and do a tear wrenching ballad..ohhhhh adammm =). u can sing to me anytime. and he;s such a sweetheartttttt. i like him . i want him. but i know how there are rumours that he;s gay and shit. but i dont think he is. so what if he likes to wear make up?we can share =) . hahaha. regardless if he;s gay/bi/straight. i want him . but if he;s gay. which he is not. then cilaka.

DONE =) ini hanyalah fantasy semata2. dont terasa. embrace. HAHAHA. tbe2.

Off and Awayyyy

wohooooo..finally after all the waiting and the struggleeeee , I finally got a place at the International School of Penang also known as Uplands!!! it tookkkk sooo long okay for them to process my application, i had to fax my results (which is understandable) then they wanted like a refferal letter from the principal...waduhhhhh..
1) my school staff is damn blardy lazy
2) principal is never around ,always somewhere fancy like uk/us/ wherever for ''kursus''

i had to go to school like 5 fucken days in a row okayyy to get it done...i broke my own record..i swore for 5 days straight..ahaha..even when i got it done.. i had to swear..hahaha..i dont have a problem with ppl who swear..but they are some ''sensitives'' out there..ahhaha..and if u got a problem with people swearing...then sorry la cannot help u..but u would just have to learn to tolerate la..i mean u cant like..expct everything to be ur way..so give and take la okay macha? haha

hahah..terlari topic..lol.. yeah so i got a place thereee.but the IB coordinator there wants to meet me before i start..maybe he heard about my kecantikan and wanted to see if it were true.HAHAHA..nono..err he just wants to meet me like u know for like a date..hahahaah..nolaaa..shit la y i keep lari-ing topic.. he wants to meet me to like sort of interview me..u know get to know the student before school starts (which is like 24th august for the orientation and classes start on the 25th ,so damn blardy lambat). so i have to gooo alll the wayyyy to penangggggggg .

and yeah, ive got TONS of forms to fill out..pening..lol..i hate that part of school..the ''borangs''..damn u borangs..hahaha

anddd my sports house is Hill House ( Green housee )!! whoop whoop!! my favvv colourrr =) but i hope its like u know a constantly winning house..ahhaha..cos all my life my sports houses were last place (usually la, if not last then close to last)...AHAHA..tough luckk..

and the theatre there is active , so thats something im looking forward to =) and yeah. august. damn.

ish. shit . bosan .

Alaaaaaa..im so bosan laaaaaa...there isnt anything to do around here anymore..i wanna move to siberia and live with all the artic monkeys. white monkeys. u didnt know there are monkeys right in siberia? bodoh. banggap. setupit . memang takdapun actually. but dont know la if ada org simpan senyap2, haram. god bless us la. tolong la tuhan. haiseh man. howww laaa i want to go to pasar tomoroe? kunci rumah hilang. and then the kereta kat dalam . lesen pun takda. so hampeh la like this. tomoroeeee howww??? how to eat sayur if i tak pegy pasar?? maybe i will tanam kot pagi2 tomoroe morning, sooooo hopefully by gods grace, i can masak it for lunch. tp dunnoe whether or not tomoroe my house got bekalan air or not. shit. how now? alaaaa...i start college in augusttt laaaa..so longggg..by that time it will be snowing in perak already. shit la. how to go to perak if the snow tutup all the jalan? i dont know if melaka will snow ornot this august, cos last year it snowed in the. i like stationary . k k . night. penat.

My Cupcakes Arent For The Judgemental

okayyyyyyy..so today because i was sooo bosan, i baked cupcakes.Thing was, i didnt have all the ingredients, and some of the stuff that I had well it wasnt enough. Sooooo i main bantai oni..HAHAHA..i campur this that this that this that....see how bosan i was???? oh collegeeeeee cepatlah mula. and then after i masuk all the stuff, which i didnt even bothered to measure cos i know already not enuf, so i bantai la..put everything inside, agak2..ahha..last2...my mixture became like water like that..HAHAHAHAH..but then i still put it into the oven la..then my grandma came to the kitchen and started commenting..(ish old people)..then i sd it was a new recipe, different type of cupcakes,not like olden days one..then she started laaa her lecture about how the world has changed and how old she is..hahhaahh..mistake,i suhd have just kept quiet. and then it went into the oven, i cudnt find my big tray for the cupcakes so i had to make the tiny2 ones, which sucked, cos it took soooooooo longggggg..so i did like two batches of the kecik2 one..like i did the first batch and when it was done took it out and refilled it, but then by the time 2nd batch was done, i ate almost half of the first batch while waiting for the 2nd one to siap.then i got so damn blardy lazy, cos i had so much more bater left, so i just poured it all into a tin, a cake tin..HAHAHAHAHA..doesnt baking speak volumes about ones character??ahhaha

but my cupcakes was veryyyyy the sedap. okay la not very..but sedap la.edible.not like u eat u want vomit like that.

but the cake taste like shit.dunnoe why.haahha.but my dog Ben lovedd it..cos when i took a bite out of that cake,it taste like shit, so i wanted to experiment and see if the dog would eat it or notttt..and he diddd =) cos it was SEDAP.

that was all.

Simpsonsss

HAHAHAHAHA..SHITTT LAAA..ITS SOOO FUNNYYY..and i remember there was a time when I didnt like The Simpsons cos i never understood the cartoon as in like what they were saying and shit AND their ''jokes''..but then u know laaa....as u grow older...ur mind becomes shittier as it begins to fill up with shitty things..ahhahaha..and NOWWWW..simpsons oh u so the very the niceeee =) and very the farneeee..and this post so very the stupidddd..but simpson very the farneee..lalalalalalala.. HAHAHA..homers doing ballet now..stupid

My Bilik, My SUKA la

i dont get why my mum HAS to go into my room and only to come out and shout at me about how dirty it is.

1) Its not that dirty laaaa...just unfolded clothes on the table, some earings here and there...and
an undone bed..ITS NOT THAT DIRTY , u wont die, or get malaria or denggi if u live in it la.

2) If I dont find it troublesome to move my clothes to the bed when i need the table, and then
move it back to the table when i want my bed...apa lu sakit hati wahai ibu?

3) If u feel my room is dirty, dont masuk la..then u wont have to shout, then u look younger,
u'll live longer

Ish mums ah i tell u. i can almost tell, everytime she steps in my room, she come out, sure i kena wannnnnnn..but theennnnnnnnn it doesnt bother me that my room's a lil untidyyyyy..when i cant take it ill clean laaaaaaaaa...ibu oh ibu ibu
then now she says that im ''irresponsible'' and that im ''incapable of taking care of myself'' and hence for sureeeeee complain to my dad, and tell him not to send me to penang to study..hadoih ibu.u so farneeee laaaa..har har har.

Wah, blog ni hidup rupanya- (Annie)

havnt written shit in here for so long cos i cudnt be bothered, and no one reads my blog anyways cos they dont know I got one..ahahhaah..wellssss im bored now..well i was bored earlier as well but something terjadi...JENGG JENGG JENGGG...i tot it was fucken hilarious, so I figured it was something worth writing about. Okay like this my aunty-Annie made like an account for msn so she can chat with her son who is in Aussie at the moment...sooooo like few minutes ago, after I signed in, I saw her on9..and hahaha...this is how it went ;-



HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:47 PM):
auntyyyyy anniiiieeee =)

Annie says (9:47 PM):
HELLO

Annie says (9:48 PM):
what are u doing / besides messaging

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:49 PM):
hahaah
nothing

Annie says (9:49 PM):
cool

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:49 PM):
AHAHAHAHAHA

Annie says (9:49 PM):
you're fast on the keyboard

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:49 PM):
its skills

Annie says (9:50 PM):
hahaha
just trying out the message board

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:50 PM):
(then there was a emoticon of a monkeyyy)

Annie says (9:50 PM):
i still have a duckie for the accessories

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:50 PM):
change la

Annie says (9:50 PM):
i see u have a cool photo

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:50 PM):
hahaha..u la cool

Annie says (9:51 PM):
i kinda like the duckie actually
think i'll keep a while - minimum maintenance
not like my Vindo
can exhange

Annie says (9:52 PM):
i mean Vindo
Vindo
Vinod
wrong spelling oops!! sorry

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:52 PM):
hahahahh

Annie says (9:52 PM):
ok my hubby is here - bugging mem and giving me work

Annie says (9:53 PM):
underpaid and overworked
story of my life
bye see u later

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:53 PM):
u too emo to be aunty annie
lol
ciao

Annie says (9:53 PM):
emo or emu

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:54 PM):
emo

Annie says (9:54 PM):
emotional!!!!!
i know lor - was just kidding
cannot joke meh

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:54 PM):
hahaaah

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:55 PM):
bye vinod

Annie says (9:55 PM):
hey looks like you a woman of few words - namely hahahahaahah

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:55 PM):
huh?
apa lu merepek braderrr?

Annie says (9:56 PM):
sister

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:56 PM):
AH HELL
LOL
ur not aunty annoe
**annie
cilaka
haha

Annie says (9:57 PM):
hey it's me lah Vinod's gone for a dance presentation/concert
in his new outfit - complete with hot pink sequined shoes

HI ! Its me ! Melissa! but please, I insist u call me Frank -- for short. says (9:57 PM):
ahaha..cool kid
k la annie benanieeee..ill leave u be =)
night

Annie says (9:58 PM):
bye



but i dont know if its her or not, or that faggot of a Vinod who has nothing else better to doooo, because generally she's a sort of cool person, not as lame as above, but then u never know righttt..cos I have a feeling that msn has the tendency to make ppl sound lame..hahaha..theres something about msn, that when old people or orang yang terlalu muda (cm budak kecik itu macam ) that the minute they start chatting and having a conversation on msn..they transform and go to like the land of lameness or shit..hahaha..but who m i to judge eyh? after all lame is the new cool.

HAHAHA..shit. that was lame.hahaha.and thats me being lame admitting im lame..ahha..it gets lamer..ah fuck it. ciao.

BLAH

wanted to write some shit down..since ive got nothing to do, and since everyone seems happy passing their time blogging, i thought i'd do it too, then i find it pointless..cos no ones gonna read it anyway..not even me..ahahah..so tak jadi..and so now im goin to play some free games at yahoo.com that ive grown bloody bored at, but what to do, i dont have any other computer games either than my sisters '' barbie undercover'' and '' I SPY barbie '' ..so hahahaha...yahoo also yahoo la..oh and i lobeeee myself very much =) anddd my mum says : im special =)
weee~~~

DISTURBING STORY NO.1




Okay, so we have this garderner fellow who comes to our house twice a week to do gardening stuff..Now this gardener is like the a bloody walking newspaper.He works at a few houses at my area so, everytime he comes around, he starts gossiping, he;s like the male version of ''gossip girl''..


nevermind that, but the most disturbing thing is that


He thinks my younger sister, who is 12 years of age,is checking him out when he does his ''gardening''


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA


well, he sort of went to my mum, and he told her that he didnt like the way my sister was looking at him and giving him the eye..AHAHAHAHAHA


My goodness..i think he;s watching to much of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES..ahahha..does he think that he's as hot as that Jesse ( the gardener in desperate housewives) that we want to ''check him out'' when he;s doing his gardening..kalau handsome lain cerita...but now i bet he;s some of pelarian from india..budjet hot la tuh...ahahhahaah


But my sister says that she was giving him the eye of suspiciousity..cos she was afraid that he'll break into the house and steal her stuff.. **weird** i doubt mr.gardener wud want her barbie collection..


anyways im keeping an eye on my sister tho..just making sure..she and the gardener dont give each other the eye..the last thing we need..is a newspaper spread abt a
''12 year old lari cinta bersama seorg pekebun larian dari India''
..hahaha..



Away laughing on a fast camel,

Melissa Victor