Missing Friends, well 2. one im sure of, one im not so sure. but for the heck of it. ill give the boy some attention. hahahaha

So i;ve got 2 really good friends, which are now apparently missing. and no they are not related.

Friend no.1

Colton Ross
missing since last year? i think?
well his mum aksed if i knew where he was and shit
and she went to the police did the basic report.
still no sign?
idk, i havnt heard from him since . and the mother never got back to me.
so i dont know whats up with Colton.
but i hope to god, the boy;s alright.




Friend no. 2
Guy B
his name really is Guy. but its pronounced as (Ghee/Gee)
he;s dutch, so thats why its pronounced that way.incase u were wondering. haha
This boy is a really good friend of mine
one of my closest friends, and one of the, lol
idk, but i love the boy to pieces. and he;s missing too.
hurghurhgurghre.
but this is my own theory, cos i havnt heard from him for well,
quite sometime now, and its very unlikely of him to
well, not keep in touch for so long. cos we usually talk everyday.
so its strange. but then again. there could be many other reasons. so ill just wait.
and see. but i hope to god he;s okay. oh. i just remembered. he;s an athiest. hahahaha
i mean if he sneezes and i go ''god bless you'', he goes into his theory of there is no god shit, and i have to go '' kkkkk bless you. sheesh jesus'' and then i realised that i said jesus, and then b4 he starts his there is not jesus, i cut in and go ''god damn it bless you'' ..and then i realise i said god again, and then he goes ''is it really that hard? just a simple 'bless you' would do '' then i go ''screw you '' and then we both start laughing '' hahahahaa''
wait. terlari cerita. why m i telling u this?
ohhh ya. oh, well i hope he;s okay.

I know it says 7 days, but its actually 7 and 4

its 7 days until i start studying

and

4 days till i leave kl .


I could have sworn a second ago, I was so excited to do this damn post cos i realised i only have 4 days left in kl before i leave to penang. and then, now, its like , im not so excited. hahahaha.

i mean im looking forward to the learning part , since ive had a reallllll case of cuti-cuti malaysia , i think its around 9 months, since i last went to school. so i am infact looking forward to start studying again.

but, i am however not looking forward to leaving kl. hrighirhgerih. i like living here. plus 9 months of quality time sitting at home, (with the occasional trip to the mall) it was only natural that i grew fonder of this place. haahhaah. im going to miss my room, and ben , and benji (whom i love very much, but seriously needs to shut up once in awhile..hahahaha). and for sure, family and friends...bla3 sob sob sob emo emo emo...hahahahaha...im writing as tho im getting shipped off into some jungle,and im never to be seen again. nevermindla skali skala we drama, its okay.


anyways u would think that since im leaving in 4 days, my stuff would be packed or maybe i got all the things i need and shit. but hahahaah no. my parents are so relaxed i tell you. its usually them pushing me and telling me not to do things at the last minute and procrastinate and shit, but now, i have to beg and bug and shit to get them to do stuff. and its still not done. i havnt gotten alot of stuff yet. ahhaha. u wait la, sure last minute gelabah. hahaha. more drama.

After much thought (well 30secs to be exact) the word is, Frusadexrtuping.

Lol, there isnt a word to express what I'm feeling atm. hahaha. so jiwang. but no, there isnt, no word hits it. maybe im no good at expressing, or maybe my vocab sucks. or maybe both. or maybe, there isnt a word to describe this feeling. hahaha. but its just, when u feel it, its like ''ohh,this feeling'' ahahhahahaha..wouldnt it be nice, if someone could feel the way u feel.maybe like thru a wire or something.haha. like that way next time ur experiencing something , u dont have to go :''eyh u know as i was walking to the toilet, i was thinking about what happened the other day and now i feel sooo bla3 *and thats where u start describing what u felt but the other person can only imagine what it felt like* but if u could literally feel what someone was feeling ,u could go like '' eyh u know as i was walking to the toilet, i was thinking about what happend and then now i feel so **hooks on the wire **habis cerita** . so u see, bla3 ''


okay the post is pointless. but seriously, when i find a word for it. ill lt you know. or maybe ill make one up.

okay its : frusadexrtuping

Fuckity Fuck Fuck - JPJ test

okay today went for the JPJ test thingy. i was there at 10 and i reached home at what 2++???? lama gila babi....started off with the bukit...PASS..woooo..then went to do the parking...park alreadyy...woooo...then as i was turning to come out...the bumper SUDDENLY grew BIGGER.. then it like lightly knock the damn tiang..but the pole didnt drop la, it just swayed ABIT..then stupid JPJ man said ''ahhhh adik, mai sini..sayanggg sangat, hampir adik, hampir, kenapa adik tak reverse lagi...tgk tuh..sikit sgt..okay sign sini,sini, isi ini, okay skrg bawak masuk dalam''

and in my head i was going ''FRGIERGJIORJVNVROGI'' ''okay thank you uncle''. babi betul. my 3 point turning okayy..i like doing that one and the bukit too, cos both are easier than stupid parking..haha..maybe i got excited kot tady...cos my parking rarely menjadi and just now it fit soooo cantikly in the box..i got excited la kot..then my bumper had to bermain manja with that pole. horny car. hahaha.

so then waited like a dungu for the road test plak. i got a lady JPJ. GARANG HABIS orangnya. i went in did the normal checking shit, then as i was about to go, she goes ''pakailah seat belt dulu, u rush nk pegy mana?'' hahahaha..i was soo nervous..i didnt put my seatbelt on...then drive la..half way thru she goes..''eyh awak tak naikkan tingkap eyh'' ..then i see my window is down..then she made me roll it up, with one hand on the sterring...see, im so terer =), but then again i was going at 30km/h hahahaha..wtv la..then first she said ''okay, ikut jalan 2''...then suddenly as im about to go straight into jalan dua, she turns my sterring wheel for me and says ''takpelah, ikut jalan satu '' blardy hell, then she commnt on my paper : tidak berhenti di satu simpangan'' or some shit like that....but whatever la i got 17/20..which means i PASSed my road test. but i have to re-do the stupid parking la...but oh well. atleast road sudah pass =) , and i dont have to bring that stupid manual car on the road with other auto drivers , who are very immpatient and beep their hon the minute the traffic light turns green. I MEAN..weyh lek la dulu org auto.

itu sahaja. but now i dont feel so bad about not passing the parking, cos well idk, i guess im over it. haha. wa pu cher taw la, okay im going to play free games on yahoo now.

A post to make my blog look as tho its updated regularly. haha

okay . hello . havnt written here in ages since a very emo post about MJ. its 12.51 am now. it will turn 12.52 soon. okay so its late, well i usually can go later than this, like maybe till the next day, without sleep at all. but today since i went out. oh it turned 12.52 now =) . ok sambung. so i went to bangsar today, jalan2 walk up and down that damn hill aorund that telawi area..and yeah. so now penant terlebih. lol. well sleepy is more like it. and u know those times when ur tired, and sleepy and ur body wants to sleep, but you dont want to, and u just stay up for no apparent reason...ahh..this is one of those cases la.hahaha.

theres nothing to blog about really...i cant wait to start studying again. lol. now u can see how desperate i am..that i canttt waittt to start. when usually its i cant wait for the holidays.

i went for the MU game. on saturday. had fun. lot of people. u know the score. 3-2. i think mu bagy muka.cos well we all know they can score more. and msia football sucks. hahahaaha. i remember we had some bm penceramah come to the school last year..and he was discussing a karangan about pentingnya sukan for negara...and then he was rambling about the contoh we could give, like he said ''kamu boleh cakap pasal badminton, pasal squash, pasal nicole david, dan jangan masukkan bola sepak, itu kamu endahkan'' lol. and well, to come back from bukit jalil was madness. they actually had to close the grill at the entrance of the LRT station, to avoid congestion. so from like the top of the steps i saw the crowd..i automatically sat on the stairs and decided to wait it out. and eventually the crowd cleared la. bla3.

oh, but while i was sitting at the tangga..about 3mins later, a chinese couple sat down..i would say they were in their 20's. and they sat, while talking about the massive line to enter the lrt station.
and then this is somewhat how the convo went la.

girl : wahh, so long la the line. how long have to wait?
boy : seriously, i dont mind sitting here all night, then i get to be with you a little longer.
girl : **who was busy taking out her heels and massaging her foot and peeling her toe nail while
the guy was trying to ayat her**
**she stops** she looks at the guy** she smiles** then she leans over, puts both
her hands on his face, after touching her feet with it**and she gives him a small peck**


and then i decided to look away. ahahhaha

i know how usually boys are the mood and vibe killers. like when the girl is being all manja and shit. but in this case, when the guys being all gooey2 and mushy2, she kills the mood, by massaging her foot and peeling the nail of her big toe whilst he;s talking. thennnn . puts the feet massaging and toe nail peeling hand of hers on his face.


thats all i sppose. u ppl have a good day.

Michael Jackson =) - we only get one of you , in a life time

haih. where to start. im so devastated right now.

my mum came into my room early morning and she was like, well i dont remember her exact words cos alaaaa ppl sleeping la, but what i made out of it was that Michael Jackson was dead, and when my mum told me , i remembered saying ''alaaaa . why?''

n then i bagun la to go watch CNN

part of me is sad that he;s gone . but another part is happy for him too. i mean will all the shit he faced from the no childhood part to the nose carving to the child molestation accusations and stuff, i mean now i hope he finally finds peace.

so now im playing all of Michael songs, its like a tribute/memorial?? idk , well its my way of celebrating his life and music/my way of getting over it...ahha..idk

seriously i mean thats not one person who hasnt listened, grooved and jived to his songs, may it be any generation. i mean vocals like that come like once in a blue moon. sumpah this is so sad. i cant even think straight.

look at it this way, i dont know the dude personally , but yet his death affects me as though he;s my bfffff ..and it isnt only me, i mean turn on CNN and u'll know that many others feel the same way too, very err suprising and touching. i mean how many artist u know that have this type of effect on people..elvis? and thats about it i think??

we all have to die someday, but sayang la that he had to go at 50, then he has 3 children summore.

I was lucky la to have been to a Michael Jackson concert, when I was young. i went with my papa =) . BEST GILAAA BABI OKAY THE CONCERT. unbeatable. hahaha. syiok gila. that was my first and last concert that ive ever been too. but definetely superrrrrr entertaining la. i remember got those benda meletup2...sikit2 he dance then BOOM PWEUUSHHH ..got sparks here and there.

then one lucky bitch got to get up on stage and slow dance with him to you are not alone i think...dunnoela what song, but i remember it was slow emo song.

oh michael , <3

he may have died, but we'll remember the name and the music for years and years to come. so no hal . kita buat lek jer . haha =)



currently listening to : In the closet, MJ

This shit made me unbored for about 2mins and 30 seconds. then i was bored again.

Dear Chuck,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet,sweet ass and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Love always,
Melissa





Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your carPasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit onOther - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.